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TOP TEN REASONS TO WATCH CBS THIS FALL
--Originally broadcast 9/20/93--
10. We've stopped using the deadly gamma rays
9. Programming designed to make your children dull & listless
8. The shows are funny if you drink enough hard cider
7. If you play with the vertical hold, you can make Andy Rooney jump
like a monkey
6. This year, on a special "60 Minutes", Morley Safer loses his
virginity
5. We're Kuralt-a-rific!
4. We've got a really cool CBS maintenance man who can turn his feet
all the way around
3. This year, Angela Lansbury starts murdering people herself
2. If you don't watch, we'll send Mike Wallace to investigate your ass
1. It'll help Connie and Maury have a baby!
Letterman, Monday, August 21, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995